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THE SANITY TEST

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you. - For sure! I figure it should say sorry for what it has done.

[ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door. - Actually amazingly no... I will have to put that on my to do list.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. - Does it sound that the car was coming to a stop in the safety of my driveway?

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed out loud, and then people gave you weird looks. - Yes, In fact Im laughing RIGHT NOW!

[X] You have run into a tree/bush. - I lived in the wood! Give you three guesses and first two dont count.


[X] You have been called a blond. - Hell I call myself a blond! Y'see there is logic here, if you are blond and you do something stupid people shrug and say 'ah Shes just a blond'. However if you were a redhead and did something stupid people would look at you and say 'WOW She's stupid!!!' - *thumbs up*

TOTAL: 5


[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.- I read a book once that if you licked your elbow that you would turn into the opposite sex, HELL I LIKE BEING A GIRL!

[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. - Nope *continues to enjoy being a girl**
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. - WOAH I need to sing those more!

[x] You just sang them to make sure.- 100% Guilty

[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. - ...If I could count the ways.

[x] You have choked on your own spit. TOTALLY! - It is sooooo awful because people look at you like you are dying (cause you are) but you feel to stupid to be like 'Yeah choked on my own spit'.

TOTAL: 4

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. - To be honest I don't really 'get' this question.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less. - As I am typing right now I am noticing that I use both index fingers, 1 thumb (space bar) and my right ring finger (backspace) and both pinkies - so no!

[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.- I don't think so, but I totally once went to catch a knife falling.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. - Sadly yes! Also just so you know that F*#$%^ HURTS

[x] You have caught yourself drooling - No for food but more when I am talking. I talk so fast that sometime I forget to swallow - god that sounds dirty!
TOTAL: 2


[ ] You have fallen asleep in class. - I actully don't think so. I am however sure that sometimes I wished I did lol.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. - YES it is SOOOOOOO ANNOYING! It is normally mid sentence when mind goes 'OFF'.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. - See previous answer.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you - Well I am not alllllll that sure, but I would if I met me

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice. - ALLLLLLLL THE TIME! I talk like UBER fast and loud and people are always 'shushing' me or giving me a hand movement to show that they want me to quite down.
TOTAL: 4


[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. - LOLs yep! I also do really weird calculations.

[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. - Yeah and it was not tasty!

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. - I think every one who takes this test has something better to do.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or/and inside out, and didn't realize it. - My nickname as a child was 'Backwards, Inside out Cassy'. HMM I wonder?

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. - I normally don't tell people when I do that.

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. - Not that I can think of! I used to pass on chain letters when I was younger because I was paranoid :/ not any more though.

[x] You break a lot of things. - Successfully YES!

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused. - You should see me at work. I am looking at my computer screen and suddenly cock my head. I am sure people think that I am mentally handicapped or something.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before. - Painfully yes!

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. - When I was little my sister and I would sit on the top bunk and find things and I still have NOT grown out of that. When I moved out I was laying on my bed and looked at the weird blind things and I would tell my BF that I would see weirdly shaped faces.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently. - Yeppers!

[x] You don't know what "um" means. - UM HAS A MEANING?!?! I just thought it was a noise like a grunt or something.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot. - My hearing is going I swear (22 years old too) and when I am at work I cannot hear people. I say HUH so much that I get self conscious and just pretend like I heard them.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. - DAMN STRAIGHT! On my computer

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 26

NOT that bad! I mean I am without a doubt insane but sanely insane.